How to Eat Like a Republican

How to Eat Like a Republican is one thing that people of both political parties will devour without reservation. The author describes the audience for this book as the 7 or 8 Republicans who live in New York City, the president-electing others who live everywhere else, and Democrats who keep Republicans around for amusement, much the way the French do with small playful dogs. In short, this cookbook is for everyone except those who voted for Ross Perot. Along with her own time-tested family recipes, Townsend includes sure-fire hits like Nancy Lindsay's Spotted Dick Nixon, Pat Buchannan's Buffalo Right Wings, Sally Danforth's Lemony Hollandaise Sauce, and Rush's Mom's Fluffy Potato Casserole. Introductory material includes a note to readers who feel they have received this book in error, and a North American Republican Field Guide.